This is some of the gossip the tavern owner has heard.

Gossip? Why yes, I have, listen to this...

Brax said: Shriek's comics are great! Where he got the idea of a red speedo I have no idea.

Insidius said: Insidius puts on ring of inaudibility and laughs.

Loestri said: We just love saying "I BAN thee!" Buahahaha! Just kidding also......or am I?

Raven said: I think planting a tree for decorative purposes might not be what a character had in mind when he dedicated himself to a god.

Faeleia said: Yes, we fey pixies are weak and helpless but oh so cute, please do not stone or stick us, we will dance in the air for you and make pretty sparklies and bring a smile to your face, and you wouldn't want to hurt that, would you?

Primalmoon said: Did you see it? I had a great idea and it just flew out the window.

Kingdinosaur said: In response to Xerin and Grimmy, perhaps they should simply rename the game Trials of Agony.

Ildefonse said: If you see a man in the shadows acting funny, you just tag him "Don't trust me".

Brax said: I had people return to me and actually tell me they enjoyed dying or being robbed by such a menacing and evil person.

Dead_roses said: I just hit "whos online" and saw shriek reading the RP forum!!!!

Bruxail said: It always stinks when the guests eat the host.

Xerin said: Brax, for shame. Since one of your characters was a mass murderer, clearly you are a deranged individual in real life and need counseling.

FatherLucifer said: He could be shaving his goatee for all we know and he thinks we would find it shocking.

Kingdinosaur said: Or, if you want to get on my good side it's Your Great and Wise Royal Draconianinity, Kingdinosaur (not that I expect anyone to ever use that under any circumstances or conditions).

Kingdinosaur said: I doubt that dragon poop will make it into the game.

Brax said: Pixies can only fly as high as the catapult will shoot them.

BowenTheKotoc said: Hehe, I'd think Atlantis would be bigger than one sheep. ;)

TalonThorn said: The name "Brax" stands for "purpose" in at least one of the TerVarian languages...er, or was it "he who rides a bear and wields an axe"?

Tyrath said: eg: "we changed the pathfinding, test this for us"; translation: "keep running into different walls to see if you go through."

Raven said: Dragons aren't real... atleast that what mum keeps telling me.

DraculFey said: Adult diapers would be a nice feature too.

Brax said: ToA is the best thing since sliced bread.

Brax said: Nah, I just believe that if they aren't whining then you're not pushing them hard enough.

Faeleia said: Yeah I'd like to see an NPC ogre running around with my chain armor protecting his little finger.

Mkuz said: A follower of Meeka can call a beer for assistance

KelSaith said: I don't know about you but pigeon poo doesn't appear in too many of my recipes.

Eidalac said: Some people call the glass half empty, some half full. I prefer to wait till all the water has been poured, then I just drink it.

BowenTheKotoc said: Interesting that you'd chose "she" as the pronoun for the unconcious person you're stealing clothes from, Xerin...

Faeleia said: Book of magic is not inherently a magic book any more than a book of recipes is itself edible.

JensCorda said: Kirk to away team, set battle axes to stun.

Galahad said: I'd be pretty stupid to build a house near a horde of hairy gorillas with a destruction fetish.

Xerin said: If absence is correlated with post size, I hate to think what Faeleia's return post is gonna look like.

Faeleia said: And remember folks.. you don't have to be able to outrun that relic dragon.. you only have to be able to outrun your "friends", heh heh heh..

Alaiing said: Xerin, I can't agree more with you. I tried to state that earlier but it had the same effect as a fart in the wind.

Mikthen said: People will probably be welcoming me to the boards for the next 6 months.

Xerin said: I think it was my subtle support for your forceful suggestion that finally won them over.

Loestri said: One of my jobs is to spread ambiguity in my answers to promote more questions from you.

Kingdinosaur said: I'm sure that picking up your copy of the ToA monster manual while a desert spitter is attacking you is a great way to get yourself killed.

Mikthen said: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good pair of sandals as a dragon?

Brax said: No, in other words I'm going to make your character spontaneously change gender chebarak.

Brax said: Brax inflates ego to 40 PSI.

Omni said: You do know you can reply to this thread? Something like LOL, ROFL, ROFLMAO, hehe, haha, or in Grimmys case - i dont get it.

FatherLucifer said: Brax, Aren't you guys done yet?

Chebarak said: I made up my mind, i'll make up jokes and tell them to myself.

Primalmoon said: If you can understand the previous paragraph to the point of being able to tell someone else and also explain it, I applaud you.

Durgov said: U will find lots of ppl digging as that will help them raise their digging/mining/creating holes in ground skill.

Grune said: The best item I ever had in UO was some stupid sword that added five dexterity.

Eidalac said: I have no life and no job, so whenever.

Strite said: One last thing. When a thread is /pnumed, that is not a good thing.

Faeleia said: I see my/our role here on the boards as being something like cooking spaghetti.

Xerin said: What if a dragon "lands" on a pixie?

Glipkerio said: Talking, killing, poisoning, embargo, hiring Shriek to go talk to them about Handclaws until they all abandon their homes

Xerin said: I was in college probably longer than you've been alive.

Grimmy said: That was one of those jokes that sounded hilarious in my head but really didn't pan out in the real world.